"No. You can’t play your game. You’re in trouble. You lied to your teacher when you were supposed to be taking your nap at school. You put a bean in your ear instead of taking a nap and now you’re in trouble."
— A very disgruntled mother next to me in the ER waiting room.
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.
can the united states just chill for one day
bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
I just scrolled through so many posts to get to this. And hey, I’ll hopefully be seeing dat ass in two days so imma need you to solidify that relationship
Lol no that is not how this shit works. Although if I played my cards right, I could try to get him to meet you. Ehhh actually he works until 4 tomorrow so probs not.
Literally poetry btw
hahaha nOPE just a harsh truth.