"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
"I’ve never been so excited to suck a dick."
[han solo voice] leia organa??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of leia organa spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of leia organa scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for luke just listen