"Meet me in the fucking pit"
— James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
— Robin Sharma (via gezel)
"The sex drive of men is something we are all comfortable with in this country. It’s funny and hormonal and slapstick (American Pie), it’s potentially uncontrollable, maniacal/homicidal (American Psycho), it is adulterous and is insatiable (American Beauty), it is fun and social (American Graffiti) and it is entrepreneurial (American Gigolo). But women? No. NC-17. XXXX. Stop it with the moaning."
*blacklists a user*
*shows up on my recommendations*
*shows up on my recommended dash*
*shows up at my birthday party*
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it