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"No. You can’t play your game. You’re in trouble. You lied to your teacher when you were supposed to be taking your nap at school. You put a bean in your ear instead of taking a nap and now you’re in trouble."

— A very disgruntled mother next to me in the ER waiting room.

archiemcphee:

It’s been over a year since we last made an addition to our virtual collection of Awesome Swiss Army Knives. This magnificently shiny, outrageously over-equipped multitool is called the Norfolk Knife. It was created by the Sheffield, England-based company Joseph Rodgers & Sons Ltd for The Great Exhibition of 1851, one of the first World’s Fair exhibitions, which took place in London.
Joseph Rodgers & Sons spent two years making this amazing tool. The Norfolk Knife, named after the Norfolk Street location of the company’s factory in Sheffield, measures 34 in. long and 22 in. wide. It features 75 blades which were adorned with etchings of Queen Victoria, Chatsworth House and The White House, amongst others. It’s currently on display in its hometown of Sheffield at Cutlers’ Hall.
Folks must’ve had some really big pockets in the 1850s.
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archiemcphee:

It’s been over a year since we last made an addition to our virtual collection of Awesome Swiss Army Knives. This magnificently shiny, outrageously over-equipped multitool is called the Norfolk Knife. It was created by the Sheffield, England-based company Joseph Rodgers & Sons Ltd for The Great Exhibition of 1851, one of the first World’s Fair exhibitions, which took place in London.

Joseph Rodgers & Sons spent two years making this amazing tool. The Norfolk Knife, named after the Norfolk Street location of the company’s factory in Sheffield, measures 34 in. long and 22 in. wide. It features 75 blades which were adorned with etchings of Queen Victoria, Chatsworth House and The White House, amongst others. It’s currently on display in its hometown of Sheffield at Cutlers’ Hall.

Folks must’ve had some really big pockets in the 1850s.

[via Neatorama and Nag on the Lake]

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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

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30 DAY MOVIE CHALLENGE: DAY 15

↳ Your Favorite Quotes From Any Movie - The Room

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snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

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what-a-doll replied to your post:what-a-doll replied to your post:”you turn the…

I just scrolled through so many posts to get to this. And hey, I’ll hopefully be seeing dat ass in two days so imma need you to solidify that relationship

Lol no that is not how this shit works. Although if I played my cards right, I could try to get him to meet you. Ehhh actually he works until 4 tomorrow so probs not.

what-a-doll replied to your post:"you turn the word ‘dating’ into a vocal maze" …

Literally poetry btw

hahaha nOPE just a harsh truth. 

Top 9 10 Spencer x JJ Moments requested by anonymous.

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nbchannibal:

Happy

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October

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FIRST

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